This morning I got up on time. Luckily, I’m so tired today that I don’t actually care about how I look at work. This means I dressed myself with my eyes closed, using only what was already available in my room (Audrey is familiar with this grab-n-go game). The “outfit” I’m wearing today includes a shirt that was on my dressform and about 17 different prints, which when put together = about 8 million. This is just how I roll. This dressing blindly gave me extra time to sit at the coffee shop and ponder my tiredness. My tiredossitude. I had the most delicious bowl of steel cut oatmeal with brown sugar and granola, and a giant “side” of toast. Whatever toastmonster this stuff comes from must be huge. Also, I love jelly.
Now my coffee is gone, and I fear the tiredness is already settling in. If it doesn’t become 10 am soon I will have to drink the swill (yuban) in the warehouse, and that might be the end of me.